You might be a single girl if you own more cat scratchers than pieces of furniture.
You might be a single girl if your bedroom's main color is pink, and the main theme is "flowers."
You might be a single girl if you have more than 1 pair of heels just lying in your car in case of an emergency.
You might be a single girl if you leave your bras hanging on the drying rack two feet from the front door until the NEXT laundry day.
You might be a single girl if you come home from work and blast Taylor Swift to unwind (although I refuse to download "Mine" because I think "you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter" is one of the silliest lines ever written and you refuse to support that kind of lyric. What?)
You might be a single girl if your DVR is full of HGTV, Food Network, and shows where the hosts or main actors are cute men.
You might be a single girl if your fridge is full of different Ben and Jerry's chocolate fro-yos just in case one day is feeling more "Phish Food" than "Half-baked."
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